Hey, whatcha doin' out there?

Hi, I’m Whitney – a Creative Director originally from the States and currently living in London.

You could be anywhere on the internet right now, but you’re here. And for that, I’m thankful.

About work me:

When I first got into advertising I told my professor ‘I only want to make funny things and pretty things’.

My professor’s response? “Good luck”

But after many years of working in the industry, I still stand by that statement.

As you can see, I love to write - short and long form scripts and films, OOH, long copy ads, and of course a life-affirming manifesto.

About regular me:

I'm a third degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do (proof below). I have heterochromia (which obviously means I swallowed my twin in the womb and absorbed all their skills, resulting in super human strength and intellect). I used to have an obsession with carved walking sticks, polished stones and wanting to be a dolphin when I was a kid.

Tennis is my favourite sport to play and watch. In another life, I would have been a Wall Street trader or a tennis pro. Sadly, I don’t have the stomach for losing other people’s money and my depth perception isn’t what it used to be.

And since you’re here, a confession:

I’m known in my circles as a voracious reader, but 90% of the books I read are murder mysteries, spy novels, and political/legal thrillers. I trudge my way through a bestseller or ‘feat of literary fiction’ every once in a while so I have something to talk about at dinner parties, but if I were stranded on a deserted island I’d invite John LeCarré, Graham Greene, Agatha Christie and John Grisham first.